Happy Birthday Wishes Funny
It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
Everyone gets to be young once. Today it’s official, your turn is over. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my younger sis who is actually starting to look a lot more like my older sis! It’s funny how things change!
Actually, I wanted to get you something super special, super terrific, unique, and beautiful for your birthday. But, still, I don’t fit into the envelope.
Blood is thicker than water. Birthday cake is sweeter than either. Happy birthday!
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my funny, crazy, and wonderful boyfriend! We’re a match made in heaven, my love!
If I have to tie you up and swing a light over your head until you talk, I will. Eventually, you’ll spill the location of that Fountain of Youth you’ve found!
I love you like I love cake at a birthday party. Don’t forget to invite me. Happy birthday.
I wouldn’t say you’re old… you’ve just been young for longer than most of us.
Happy birthday! I think it’s great… how you used to be young.
Happy birthday to my dear wife, so sweet and funny. Your love makes every day of my life so warm and sunny!
If it takes more than one match to light your candles, it takes more than one breath to blow them out.
Happy Birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party!
I thought you might need some help with the candles. Happy Birthday!
You don’t look a day over 16! From a distance, with my eyes closed. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the funniest guy I know: my brother! I hope you have a day that’s as funny and as hilarious as you are!
Forget about the past, you can’t change it, forget about the future, you can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!
You are getting kind of old, but I still like you anyway.