100+ Funny Quotes | Keep Laughing
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
Ralph Waldo Emerson