Big pay and little responsibility are circumstances seldom found together.
If at first you don’t succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
The road to success is always under construction.
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can’t imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.